Tag Archives: News Satire

Government announces resolution plan to Bronwyn Bishop situation

Standing in front of a record 35 flags today, government officials announced a plan to resolve the Bronwyn Bishop problem. “The problem, clearly, is the travel”, said the officials. “We’ve projected that by 2019, the speaker’s travel entitlements will grow to consume 75% of GDP, which well, yes, that’s a somewhat unsustainable rate.” Since the Prime… Read More »

New terror levels announced

In a specially convened press conference this afternoon, and responding to recent high level attempts to cause significant damage to the government, Tony Abbott announced a realignment and renaming of the levels used to indicate the current terror threat to Australia. “We’re replacing ‘Extreme’ with ‘Malcolm’”, Mr Abbott said, pointing at a new chart. “‘High’… Read More »