A gay rights group (Prevention Of ‘Omosexual Fear, or PoOF) has been quick to point out the tornado that passed through Sydney today was clearly caused by the outrageously ‘natural’ behavior and sexual acts of conservative Christians.
“We’ve been told for decades by conservative Christians that homosexuality is an unnatural act”, said a spokesperson for PoOF. “And we’ve also had conservatives tell us for years now that there’s no such thing as climate change and everything that is happening to the weather is perfectly natural.”
“It goes without saying”, said the PoOF representative, “That if everything to do with the weather is perfectly natural and the acts ascribed to Christian heterosexual couples are considered natural acts, then conservative Christians are the cause of the tornado.”
Such logic is practically indisputable, and has caused Pat Robertson’s head to temporarily explode in the United States as he prepared to deliver yet another diatribe about fabulously sexy yet unnatural acts between two buff hairy men. Reluctantly Pat had to put away his copious and highly detailed photographic evidence of fabulously sexy yet unnatural acts between two buff hairy men and cancel his media conference.
Meanwhile a mob is purportedly gathering outside the headquarters of arch-conservative fundamental church, basketball stadium and mega-worship complex Hillsong, with placards decrying natural acts between Christians and the devastation it causes the local environment. It is rumored that Sydney shock jocks, ever keen to find a scape-goat yet fundamentally conservative themselves, remain just as stupid today as they were yesterday – so at least the Australia can be relieved that the world hasn’t turned completely upside down.