To celebrate International Women’s Day, the Australian Liberal Party announced its special forum will be held in a men’s only club.
Tony Abbott, Prime Minister for Women, seemed unconcerned about this apparent hypocrisy, claiming a victory in women temporarily being allowed in the club for the day in order to attend a forum.
It’s rumoured key topics covered in the forum will include:
- “Scones: How to bake them”
- “Vacuuming: It’s a lady’s job”
- “To honour and obey. AND obey”
- “Women: little non-men people who deserve a little respect”
Liberal Party officials will neither confirm nor deny a lifesize replica Tony Abbott Piñata will be beaten to pieces by a drag queen dominatrix as entertainment while all the female cabinet ministers prepare a fifteen course degustation menu and do the ironing for all the male cabinet ministers.