…the PC industry enjoyed shit-kicking Apple as the little man?
Comeuppance is a bitch.
…the pope said that the full weight of the law would be brought against kiddy fiddling priests and those who sheltered them?
No, that only happened in Bizarroland.
…gays and lesbians were isolated and easy to shit-kick for political gain?
The internet happened.
…Star Wars didn’t suck?
No, neither do I.
…computer games could be played by uncoordinated people?
I kinda miss the days when you didn’t need 3 hands, 2 tentacles and a prehensile penis to play the average game.
…Emperor Palpatine was just a character in a movie?
Then he became the pope.
…When it was considered normal practice to spray DDT on kids?
Thankfully it was before my time.
…Gay meant happy?
Well it still does. It’s just some of us are very happy.
…People thought the earth was flat?
…Singers could, like sing?
Note to music industry: porn star looks + shit voice + autotune does not, an artist make.