No, anything but that!

By | 2012/02/24

I got a massively destructive email this morning:


How would I like unlimited hits to my website?

Well, Mr Spammer, I wouldn’t.

You see, unlimited hits would imply an infinite number of hits, which in term would imply an infinitely large server farm to actually serve those hits, which would likely collapse under the weight of its own gravity to form a supermassive black hole which would completely destroy the entire multiverse.

Much as I like hits on my website, I don’t want to be responsible for the destruction of existence itself.

So no, I might give that one a miss, thanks.