Monthly Archives: April 2015

Putin: We won the upcoming 2016 elections

In response to recent reports that several major opposition parties have declared a coalition ahead of the 2016 elections to combat Putin and his cronies, Vladimir Putin has held a solemn yet powerful press conference announcing victoriously that the results of the upcoming 2016 election are in. “We are delighted to announce a landslide victory, with over 105% majority”, Putin declared while flexing… Read More »